List 10 things you know to be absolutely certain.

Good morning friends. I’m going to preface my list with a this is partially tongue in cheek writing because really, what can we really be absolutely certain of?

• I won’t be having sex today
• I won’t be smoking cigarettes today
• The sky looks to be blue in colour
• I have diabetes
• I don’t have a computer programming job
• I’m not a mechanic
• I will drink more coffee today
• The world is messed up in a big way
• I will be doing some walking around today
• I love a woman, and she knows it